That’s right folks, its holiday time again, and that means we break out the official Festivus beer and celebrate Frank Costanza’s favorite holiday. Click the pic for a link to the brewer’s site.
The Wikipedia site will give you all the necessary details of the holiday, but I post this as a challenge to my fellow bloggers. I will post the story of Festivus, as told by the great man himself, and I request that my comrades in blog compile a creative and at least mildly entertaining missive about each of the following elements of this holiday, and I put each element to a specific individual for reasons known only to me-and anyone else reading.
The story of Festivus is chronicled on the Wikipedia site, but let’s let Frank tell us, in his own words. While I am a big fan of any holiday that includes a miracle; my son will not be getting any dolls, which may help explain some of George’s minor insecurities…In addition, I encourage everyone to get their own Festivus Pole but hold the tinsel; it’s distracting.
The Festivus Dinner-This one goes to our favorite chef, BAM! No, not Emeril-High Desert Diva. Diva, can you hook us up with a Festivus Feast true to the original?
The Airing of Grievances-Couldn’t be anyone but Squirrel, and of course the lovely GeekDarling as they share a love of, well, grievances.
The Feats of Strength-Anyone who can proselytize with a chainsaw must have a few feats of his own-go to it Preach.
I eagerly await the continuation of the Festivus tradition on SNM, and I wish everyone a Happy Festivus and whatever else you may celebrate. This requires a picture, so you’re gonna have to do a little work. You all have my apologies that this year’s post didn’t include titties, but perhaps that can be remedied in the Airing of Grievances. Perhaps if this girl is involved it could be in the Feats of Strength or, come to think of it, even the Feast. I leave it entirely up to the participants as to decide how vulgar they wish to be. By the way, the greatest part about finding that picture is that all I had to type in Google was “Huge Tits”, although I elected not to use dailytug.com as my source. Notice I didn’t link that one; as happy as I am to redirect your ass all over the web, we need cash money if the porn sites want the hookup-that’s how we roll.
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