Think you are not photogenic?
It can be amazing what makeup, lighting and a good photographer can do.
Check out some of your favorite celebrities below.
Mouse over an image to see the celebrities we know and love.
( a montage inspired by the April Babe Of The Month )

- 1. renee
- Renee Zellweger
- 2. penelopee
- Penelope Cruz
- 3. julia
- Julia Roberts
- 4. alicia
- Alicia Silverstone
- 5. lisa
- Lisa Kudrow
- 1. halle
- Halle Berry
- 1. christina
- Christina Ricci
- 1. drew
- Drew Barrymore
- 1. charlize
- Charlize Theron
- 1. cameron
- Cameron Diaz
- 1. calista
- Calista Flockhart
- 1. britney
- Britney Spears
See more hot celebrities here. ebaumsworld.com
A friend of mine sent me a link to a website he thought I might find interesting. It was a link to the famous Bunny Ranch. I was browsing around, checking out the site, then I saw it. An option on the website navigation titled ‘The Menu’. Huh, I thought, they serve food at the Bunny Ranch. So I clicked the link to see such menu items as:
- Whipped Cream Party
- Half and Half
- Bunny Style
- and Neopolitan
While those sound like something you could order with a straight face, some of the others may make you blush.
- Hand Relief Party
- Love at the ‘Y’
- Freak of the Week Show
- Viagra Party
Also there are no prices listed, so I assume it adheres to the unwritten rule. If you have to ask…
Check out the site, as well as ‘The Menu‘ there are plenty more options I did not list here.
With out any great influence from the peanut gallery, I am choosing another brunette this month and one of my personal favorites.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2007
Let’s start it off right, with Salma Hayek.
Salma Hayek
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More Salma Hayek goodness HERE, Salma Hayek Promotes Something
That’s right folks, its holiday time again, and that means we break out the official Festivus beer and celebrate Frank Costanza’s favorite holiday. Click the pic for a link to the brewer’s site.
The Wikipedia site will give you all the necessary details of the holiday, but I post this as a challenge to my fellow bloggers. I will post the story of Festivus, as told by the great man himself, and I request that my comrades in blog compile a creative and at least mildly entertaining missive about each of the following elements of this holiday, and I put each element to a specific individual for reasons known only to me-and anyone else reading.
The story of Festivus is chronicled on the Wikipedia site, but let’s let Frank tell us, in his own words. While I am a big fan of any holiday that includes a miracle; my son will not be getting any dolls, which may help explain some of George’s minor insecurities…In addition, I encourage everyone to get their own Festivus Pole but hold the tinsel; it’s distracting.
The Festivus Dinner-This one goes to our favorite chef, BAM! No, not Emeril-High Desert Diva. Diva, can you hook us up with a Festivus Feast true to the original?
The Airing of Grievances-Couldn’t be anyone but Squirrel, and of course the lovely GeekDarling as they share a love of, well, grievances.
The Feats of Strength-Anyone who can proselytize with a chainsaw must have a few feats of his own-go to it Preach.
I eagerly await the continuation of the Festivus tradition on SNM, and I wish everyone a Happy Festivus and whatever else you may celebrate. This requires a picture, so you’re gonna have to do a little work. You all have my apologies that this year’s post didn’t include titties, but perhaps that can be remedied in the Airing of Grievances. Perhaps if this girl is involved it could be in the Feats of Strength or, come to think of it, even the Feast. I leave it entirely up to the participants as to decide how vulgar they wish to be. By the way, the greatest part about finding that picture is that all I had to type in Google was “Huge Tits”, although I elected not to use dailytug.com as my source. Notice I didn’t link that one; as happy as I am to redirect your ass all over the web, we need cash money if the porn sites want the hookup-that’s how we roll.
Here’s a game show for which I could make time in my schedule to watch every week. I don’t understand it. I don’t know what the object is. Sex still sells.
It’s refreshing to see a show that doesn’t pretend we are watching for the ‘game’ part of it.















